In honor of The Fusco Brothers' 19th anniversary, here's an unprecedented advance look at TOMORROW'S strip.Yes, with this inside information you can go to Las Vegas and bet your life savings on tomorrow's Fusco punch line, such as it is. If there are people there who take such bets.
Or, if you don't want to be groped by airport security on your way to Vegas, you can just go to your corner bar and bet some old man a beer that tomorrow Gloria will say to Lance, "What's the difference?" Then tomorrow, if you and the old man both remember making the bet, you'll have a free, frosty, cold mug o' suds.
Life can be good.
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