ART SCHOOL PAINTINGS 7

Here's shot of my teenage bedroom at the time, featuring the BAR lamp from one of the self-portraits. That's the back of a painting leaning against the bed.

ART SCHOOL PAINTINGS 6

A couple of self-portraits.

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I guess this was the "style" I finally landed on, such as it was. (More little blue stain eaters!) After only one semester as a painting major, I switched to graphic design, where I thought less bullshit was involved.

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At the time, there were TV commercials for a washing detergent that featured cleaning enzymes, which they called "little blue stain-eaters." For some reason, this triggered my little-blue-stain-eaters period.

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I actually remember this model's name: Ivy. She once invited the students to a party at her house, where we got to see her fully clothed for a change.

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I wasn't just painting trees in art school, thank goodness. Here's a (stylized) nude model.

ART SCHOOL PAINTINGS 1

I recently came upon some ancient, blurry slides of paintings I did in art school. Here are some trees.

ART ALERT

CARTOON COINCIDENCES

CARTOON COINCIDENCES

PAINTING COINCIDENCES

Van Gogh and Escher.

SEPARATED AT PUBERTY

Van Gogh's Reaper and JFK.

OOH! OOH!

Wow. You can now buy a copy of the painting masterpiece, "Lower Manhattan at Sunset From the New Jersey Side," as seen in an episode of "Car 54, Where Are You?"

Finally, the Internet fulfills it's promise of greatness.

SEPRATED AT PUBERTY 3

Paul Simon and a Melancholy Munch Guy.

HIP COUPLE ALERT

LISTEN TO THE HAND

HE ROAMS BY NIGHT

POOR MAN'S NOIR

BAD HAIRCUT, GOOD GENES

PURE DISGUST