NEW ON SUBSTACK LIGHTNING

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DRESSED FOR ROOFING

FUN AT HOME

COWPOKE PUNDIT

Mark McKinnon.

THEY BASKED IN EACH OTHER'S LIGHT

SMART WOMEN STUPID CHOICES 5

Greta Gerwig.

SMART WOMEN STUPID CHOICES 4

Hillary Clinton.

SMART WOMEN STUPID CHOICES 3

Kitty Kelly.

SMART WOMEN STUPID CHOICES 2

Andree Lafayette.

SMART WOMEN STUPID CHOICES 1

Heidi Klum.

PENCIL NECK

GORILLA TWIST VIDEO

 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ACZjiJdi4Mg

Gorilla Twist is the new dance sensation that's sweeping the nation.

Unfortunately, that nation is Turkmenistan, but still...

Here's a peppy video to go with it.

WHEN COLORISTS GO ROGUE

Back in November, my Fusco colorist gave a female character some pretty gaudy eye shadow. Apparently, Gloria Grindstone saw that strip, liked the look, and in December she tarted herself up accordingly.

NO SCARY MAKEUP REQUIRED

Billy Joel.

CARTOON COINCIDENCES

The top cartoon is a rough sketch I did for a caption contest in a medical magazine. The bottom one is from a caption contest in the New Yorker.

GREAT AWKWARD MOMENTS IN POLITICS

Tommy Tuberville.

MY CARTOON IN THIS WEEK'S NEW YORKER

ROBERT MITCHUM REFUSES TO PAY PHOTOGRAPHER FOR PUBLICITY PHOTOS

THE CASE OF THE FLOATING FISH

MEN ENJOYING SHOW BUSINESS 3

Ringo Starr.

MEN ENJOYING SHOW BUSINESS 2

George Harrison.

MEN ENJOYING SHOW BUSINESS 1

Paul McCartney and John Lennon.

BOYS ENJOYING SHOW BUSINESS

Billy Mumy.

CARTOON COINCIDENCES

The first part of this isn't a coincidence. I sold this gag to Dan Piraro to use in Bizarro in 2014. The coincidence is that Wayno used the same basic gag in Bizarro a couple of days ago. 

 

NO SCARY MAKEUP REQUIRED

Charles Bickford.

PONT HUMOR

Okay, this is not actually PONT HUMOR. It's a typo.

MEN BEHAVING BADLY

Simon and Garfunkel.

CARTOON COINCIDENCES

SMART WOMEN STUPID CHOICES

Anita Ekberg.

EVERY PICTURE TELLS A STORY

WHEN YOU WISH UPON A TURD

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BAD HAIR HALL OF FAME

Billie Eilish.

A PINAO PLAYER REPOSTS A PIANO PLAYER

PERHAPS THIS WILL FINALLY KEEP MY MAN WIND IN CHECK

FAKE BANJO PLAYERS

Annette Funicello.

OFFSET OLAF

TRANSLATION: MY LIFE IS GOING DOWN THE DRAIN

THE DANCE SENSATION THAT'S SWEEPING THE NATION

 https://jcduffy.bandcamp.com/track/gorilla-twist

I've put out a potential blockbuster hit platter, but Dick Clark is not returning my calls.

In another twist, the Fusstones are real, but I'm fictional.

AUDIOPHILES

Elvis Presley.

CARTOON COINCIDENCES 2

CARTOON COINCIDENCES 1