Sunday, November 24, 2019

Wednesday, November 20, 2019

MY PIECE IN THE LATEST FUNNY TIMES

Classic Novels Updated for the Age of Trump
By J.C. Duffy

The Whistleblower in the Rye
J. D. Salinger

Bleak White House
Charles Dickens

The Secret Server 
Joseph Conrad

Blathering Heights
Emily Bronte

The Gropes of Wrath
John Steinbeck

Crime and No Punishment
Fyodor Dostoyevsky

A Passage to Ukraine
EM Forster

The Handmaid’s Sexual Harassment Lawsuit
Margaret Atwood

Zen and the Art of News Cycle Maintenance
Robert Pirsig

Travels With Rudy
John Steinbeck

David Cop-a-feel
Charles Dickens

One Day in the Life of Ivan Penisovich
Alexander Solzhenitsyn

The Windbag in the Willows
Kenneth Grahame

The Subpoena Also Rises
Ernest Hemingway

A Portrait of the Bullshit Artist as an Old Man
James Joyce

A Cabinet of Dunces
John Kennedy Toole

The Leaked Call of the Wild
Jack London

Are You There, Satan? It’s Me, Donald
Judy Blume

Tinker Tailor Soldier Useful Idiot
John Le Carre

Crotch-22
Joseph Heller

The Noisy American
Graham Greene

The Pussy of Miss Jean Brodie
Muriel Spark

Great Again Expectations
Charles Dickens

To Kill a Stool Pigeon
Harper Lee

The Moon and Mike Sixpence
W. Somerset Maugham

Wide Sargasso Golf Pants
Jean Rhys

As I Lay Tweeting
William Faulkner

Pride and Racial Prejudice
Jane Austen

In Search of Lost Emails
Marcel Proust

A Farewell to Norms
Ernest Hemingway

The Tin Drumpf
Gunter Grass

The Lack-of-Foresight Saga
John Galsworthy

The Pee Tape of Dorian Gray
Oscar Wilde

Farenheit 280 Characters
Ray Bradbury

The Count of Three-card Monte Cristo
Alexandre Dumas

Atlas Bragged
Ayn Rand

Lord of the Ties
William Golding

Narrative of the Life of Frederick Douglass Who is Being Recognized More and More
Frederick Douglass

Saturday, November 16, 2019