Monday, May 28, 2018

STRANGE BEDFELLOWS


Humphrey Bogart and Marilyn Monroe.

PANHANDLING ON MADISON AVENUE

SMART WOMEN STUPID CHOICES 10


Phyllis Diller.

SMART WOMEN STUPID CHOICES 9


Edna Blanche.

SMART WOMEN STUPID CHOICES 8


Marjorie Stapp.

SMART WOMEN STUPID CHOICES 7


Nancy Sinatra.

SMART WOMEN STUPID CHOICES 6


Elizabeth Taylor.

SMART WOMEN STUPID CHOICES 5


Terry Moore.

SMART WOMEN STUPID CHOICES 4


Vanda Godsell.

SMART WOMEN STUPID CHOICES 3


Melissa McCarthy.

SMART WOMEN STUPID CHOICES 2


Kate Nelligan.

SMART WOMEN STUPID CHOICES 1


Annette Funicello.

Sunday, May 20, 2018

HOW SAUSAGE IS MADE

I wrote today's gag for Hilary Price's Rhymes With Orange comic strip. Here's the way it ran after Hilary made some changes, followed by my original rough version.


Saturday, May 19, 2018

SUBLIMINAL ADVERTISING


I'm watching the Phillies play the Cardinals on TV, and I notice that the Cardinals mascot. Fredbird, has a permanently-open beak. It's making my mouth dry just to look at him. This must improve beer sales at the stadium.