Why is Larry such a happy lamp? Hell, he's the happiest lamp in the whole goddamn house. Whether he's being turned on or off, he just seems to exude joy. I notice it, my wife Janet notices it, even little Roy, Jr. notices it.
Why is Larry such a happy lamp? I'll tell you why Larry is such a happy lamp. I just figured it out. Larry is such a happy fucking lamp because his on/off switch is also his penis, that's why.
I feel I shall be physically ill now.
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