DEAR GREG:
I'm a stay-at-home dad without any children. I don't get out much, unless you count never. I have agoraphobia. I have my food sent in and my laundry sent out. I'd like to turn things around. What do you suggest?
SHUT-IN
DEAR SHUT-IN:
Grab for all the gusto you can! Meet life head on! Don't look back!
DEAR GREG:
I'm terminally bashful. I can't even face myself in the mirror when I put on makeup. Consequently, I look like a clown. Please advise.
SHYBOOTS THE CLOWN
DEAR SHYBOOTS:
Strike up a conversation with somebody on the bus! Throw caution to the wind! Let a smile be your umbrella!
DEAR GREG:
I'm a former politician and a convicted felon under house arrest. My ankle bracelet pretty much keeps me at home, so I don't see a lot of people other than my parole officer. How can I retain my schmoozing skills?
ILLINOIS BOY
DEAR BOY:
Grab life by the collar! Wake up and smell the flowers! Join a lodge!
DEAR GREG:
I'm a misanthrope and I hate everybody, so I don't socialize much. But I like it this way. And by the way, screw you!
BITTER LADY
DEAR BL:
Take charge! Get out and meet people! Join Facebook!
DEAR GREG:
I'm a tortured soul and I have the documentation to prove it. I'm under a suicide watch at the moment, which is why I'm writing this with a crayon. Is there hope for me?
HOWLING IN WARD 9
DEAR HOWLING:
Put on a happy face! Get a lobotomy! Start a blog!
7 comments:
I want to write a letter to Mr. Gregarious. Do you think he'll answer it?
Who knows? He's inscrutable.
Dear Mr. Gregarious,
I want to meet you in person. I think you are the bomb. I want to be just like you: tell other people to GO FOR IT!
I love you. Can I have several of your babies?
P.s. I'm a man.
Dear J. C.,
Just wanted to warn you not to fall for Cellar Door's pickup line! I did not long ago and it was a big mistake. She's NOT a man!
Dan
Dan,
Good to know!
botantio were the characters I typed, just to be able to tell you that you cracked me up with Mr. Gregarious.
Thank you for letting me tell you that.
Thank you, Botantio!
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