DUELING FOLKIES

I gave my love a kidney,

that had no stones...

I gave my love a highway,

without those orange cones...

I worked my love a mojo

with a hoodoo voodoo juju...

I gave my love a baby,

with no cacadoodie poopoo.

MINDLESS GARBAGE

In putting together my wildly enthusiastic previous post celebrating Fusco's 20th anniversary, I came across this letter, which appeared in the Philadelphia Daily News back in 1993. I blacked out the name of the woman who wrote it to avoid a pesky lawsuit.

I don't remember what the dialogue was in this strip, but it had to be funnier than her summary.

I wonder if her daughter, who would be 24 years old now, became a floozy because of the Fusco Brothers.

One can only hope.

FUSCO TURNS TWENTY

My comic strip, The Fusco Brothers, is 20 years old today.

Here's today's strip:

As you can see, I shamelessly lifted the drawing from a promotional piece Universal Press Syndicate put out on the strip's 5th anniversary:

(I reserve my shame for more disgusting things.)

Universal has not done anything to commemorate the 20th.

I do not foresee recycling this drawing in 2029.

MODEST TOE HUMOR

PEOPLE IN THE DESERT FOR NO REASON

MONDO OBSCURO

1. Sergis Bauer

2. Hergest Ridge

3. Borgus Weems

FUSSELL

I HATE WHEN THIS HAPPENS

Pigs from space, apparently.

And don't spare the motion lines!

DISCONCERTING TEE SHIRT

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, NIGHT DEPOSITS

NIGHT DEPOSITS turns one year old today.

What do you get the blog that has everything?

How about a cartoon turd with a clip art birthday candle on top?