Monday, March 29, 2010

OLGA, THE NAKED AMAZON


As near as I can figure, Olga, the Naked Amazon roams the earth in search of cool lighting. Along the way she probably has exciting adventures and meets people from all walks of life and becomes involved in their little stories. This might happen once a week for an hour, minus commercials. It may be TV, or it may be reality, but it won't be reality TV. It could involve basic cable, or it could involve a rope hung from the ceiling. You might watch it, or you might absorb it through your skin. I may pitch it to Fox, or I may pitch it down an abandoned mine shaft.

4 comments:

retrofuturistic said...

Don't Amazons lop off one breast (to improve their archery skills?)? Your Amazon is double-breasted.

JCD said...

Olga isn't into archery. She uses a bazooka.

JCD said...

The only problem with the bazooka is that it gives her that off-center neck.

HTTrainer said...

"She has curves in places where some girls only have places."