WORDLE STORY

No amount of prose can convey the power of the spaceship that took me on board that night. I was driving down the road listening to an oldies station on the radio at three o'clock in the morning. The song was "Muskrat Love." I had the top down and the ship just sucked me up into itself. The next thing I knew I was prone on a stainless steel table, being given an anal probe by a group of aliens. After the procedure they put me back in my car and I went home. I cannot prove my story, but to this day, whenever I hear the Captain and Tennille I get a stiff pain in my ass. I say this supports my claim. Others say this merely supports the claim that the Captain and Tennille suck.