PEOPLE ARE TALKING

NO SCARY MAKEUP REQUIRED

Jeremy Slate.

THE FOUR POPSICLE STICKS OF THE APOCALYPSE

MEN BEHAVING BADLY

Alfred Hitchcock.

BLUE MONSTER

SMART WOMEN STUPID CHOICES 5

Katherine Helmond.

SMART WOMEN STUPID CHOICES 4

Nina Foch.

SMART WOMEN STUPID CHOICES 3

Susan Hayward.

SMART WOMEN STUPID CHOICES 2

Fay Wray.

SMART WOMEN STUPID CHOICES 1

Drew Barrymore.

FINALISTS FOR MY NEW YORKER CAPTION CONTEST CARTOON

STRANGE BEDFELLOWS

Carl Sandberg and Marilyn Monroe.

CARTOON COINCIDENCES

SEPARATED AT PUBERTY

George Washington and Henry Daniell.

LITTLE LIPPY LIBBY KIBBEE

YOU CALL THAT A CRANE? THIS IS A CRANE

WALL STREET JOURNAL CARTOON

GREAT AWKWARD MOMENTS IN POLITICS

George Santos.

PIERCED EAR

SMART WOMEN SMART CHOICES

Katie Porter.

STUPID WOMEN STUPID CHOICES

Marjorie Taylor Greene and George Santos.

GREAT AWKWARD MOMENTS IN POLITICS

Mike Rogers.

ONE STEP BEYOND

Years ago, when I read this cartoon in the New Yorker, I had a Twilight Zone moment, accompanied by theremin music. At the time, when I would return from New Yorker parties, I would take the train from Penn Station to Philadelphia, then cab to my building on Walnut Street. (No, this was not an inside joke between the cartoonist and me.)

SEPARATED AT PUBERTY

Erik Satie and Cool Hand Luke.

CANDY GIRL

STRANGE BEDFELLOWS

Sammy Davis, Jr., Robert Mitchum, Paul Newman, Dean Martin, and James Garner.

SISTERHOOD OF THE TOTEM POLE

MEN BEHAVING BADLY

Babe Ruth.

MONSTER BY MOONLIGHT

CAREER SLIDE: THE BEE GEES