SMART WOMEN STUPID CHOICES 5

Adele Lamont.

SMART WOMEN STUPID CHOICES 4

Yvonne Romain.

SMART WOMEN STUPID CHOICES 3

Glynis Johns.

SMART WOMEN STUPID CHOICES 2

Wendi McClendon-Covey.

SMART WOMEN STUPID CHOICES 1

Simone Silva.

THE CRAWDADDY CRAWL

SECRET PIG LATIN

Translation: BAG.

JOURNAL IN SPACE

SEPARATED AT PUBERTY 3

Psychotic Reaction and Psychotic Reaction.

SEPARATED AT PUBERTY 2

Stan Laurel, Scott Wilson and Chase Utley.

SEPARATED AT PUBERTY 1

The Leaning Tower of Pisa and the Leaning Tower of Toilet Paper.

JUST SAY NYET

THE DRINKS ARE ON ME

I won 83 cents on HQ Trivia.

OID GREETING CARD

SUNGLASSES HALL OF FAME

Vincent Price.

CROSSWORD CAPTION CONFUSION

As a reward for solving this week's New Yorker online crossword puzzle (or clicking on REVEAL, like I did), you get to see an old cartoon of mine. 

Unfortunately, they left the word "helmet" out of the caption.

STRANGE BEDFELLOWS

Dean Martin (with a photo of Jerry Lewis), Shirley MacLaine and Elvis Presley.

NOW I CAN DIE HAPPY

THERE'S NO HUMORIST LIKE A WEEKLY HUMORIST

SMART WOMEN STUPID CHOICES

Dee Hartford.

TRUMP-FREE BLOG COMMENTS

SELECTED TRUMP COMMENTS ON PAST FUSCO STRIPS

ART MEETS POLITICS MEETS HAIR

Whenever I do an anti-Trump Fusco Brothers strip, I get hate-comments from Trump fans.

Who knew they would defend his hair?

And a crosshatching reference IS original, damn it.

ROPE HUMOR

SUNGLASSES HALL OF FAME

Roger (née Jim) McGuinn.

HOUSE-PROUD HAUSFRAU

A SCENE FROM MY RECURRING AMISH NIGHTMARE

LITIGATION LOUNGE

SEPARATED AT PUBERTY

Jane Campion and Zoe Lister-Jones.

CIRCULAR DOG CARTOON OF THE DAY

SUNGLASSES HALL OF FAME 3

The Beatles.

SUNGLASSES HALL OF FAME 2

Claude Rains.

SUNGLASSES HALL OF FAME 1

Roy Orbison.

DEARTH OF A SALESMAN

MMM, PIZZA WITH PEAS!

THE MEN'S ROOM AT THE VATICAN

THE LOST JEWISH MONTH

THOUGHT FOR THE DAY

SEPARATED AT PUBERTY

Thomas Mitchell and Joe Lo Truglio.

JOURNAL MADNESS