SKELETON FETISH

SUNGLASSES HALL OF FAME

Nicolas Cage.

RED-EYED PIG OF THE DAY

NO SCARY MAKEUP REQUIRED

John Durham.

MT CARTOON IN THIS WEEK'S AIR MAIL

MEN BEHAVING BADLY

Jack Nicholson.

MYSTERIOUS ISLAND

Funny Times ran this cartoon of mine in today's weekly email that they send out.

Did they put the wrong date on it as an April Fool's Day prank?

Then I noticed the two red stripes on the guy's shirt, which I didn't put there. I honestly wondered if maybe Funny Times meant that he missed his cat ("Stupid"), and that those were bloody cat scratches. But then I noticed the splotchy blue they added to the guy's pants, so I decided the red lines were a "hint of color" on the shirt.

I asked them about all of this and they said this is a popular shirt design. They sent me this picture as proof.

Case closed.

BAD HAIR HALL OF FAME

The Weeknd.

BLOND BLONDE, BLOND MOON

JUDGMENTAL SUN