BEYOND SOUP

Dear Facebook, Please change my Status to "In a relationship."

I LIKE SOUP

With my advanced conversational skills, it's easy to get my robot companion to slip into something a little more comfortable.

HANDSOME CLOWN

ANGULAR ANGELA

HALLMARK MOMENT

FAKE GUITAR PLAYERS 5

Cheryl Ladd.

FAKE GUITAR PLAYERS 4

Christopher Lee.

FAKE GUITAR PLAYERS 3

Audrey Hepburn.

FAKE GUITAR PLAYERS 2

Steven Seagal.

FAKE GUITAR PLAYERS 1

Elizabeth Montgomery.

WALL STREET JOURNAL CARTOON

MAKES YOU STOP AND THINK, ALMOST

STRANGE BEDFELLOWS

Cass Elliot, Diahann Carroll, and Jack Lemmon.

PEOPLE WILL SAY WE'RE IN LOVE

CURMUDGEON CLUB 3

John McGiver.

CURMUDGEON CLUB 2

Charles Lane.

CURMUDGEON CLUB 1

Will Wright.

SIX DRAWINGS FOR THE PRICE OF ONE

STAGE-DOOR JOHNNY

CARTOON COINCIDENCES

WILD THANG, YOU MAKE MY THANG TWANG

HOW MANY TIMES WILL MY LOINS BE CHEATED THIS WEEK?

BAD PANTS HALL OF FAME

Stephanie Courtney.

ANCIENT PAT ON THE BACK FROM PRINT MAGAZINE

And lastly, I'd like to thank the cows, without whom none of this would have been possible.

SAY CHEESE

SEPARATED AT PUBERTY

Stephanie Courtney and Rhea Seehorn.

MISS SNOOTY McSNOOTIKINS

WALL STREET JOURNAL CARTOON

GEOMETRY TEACHER

SMART WOMEN STUPID CHOICES

Joan Marshall.

GRANITE MONSTER

THE BLADDER DIARIES

COY BLONDE ALERT

ALL OVER THE PLACE

Jay North.

Joe South.

Nathan East.

Mae West.

LONG IN THE TOOTH, SHORT IN THE BRAIN

GRIEVANCE VAMPIRE

SHE SELLS PASTA SHELLS BY THE SEA SWELLS

MEN BEHAVING BADLY

The 4 Seasons.

THE 4 SEASONS

Johnny Winter.

Spring Byington.

Donna Summer.

Autumn Burke.