Saturday, February 6, 2021

MONEY (THAT'S WHAT I WANT)

Songs Madison Avenue Plans to License for Use in TV Commercials for Embarrassing Products


“Urge for Going” By Joni Mitchell

Myrbetriq overactive bladder medication


“You Always Hurt the One You Love” By The Mills Brothers

Herplex herpes treatment


“Applause” By Lady Gaga

The Clapper sound-activated switch


“Let My People Go” By Paul Robeson

Dulcolax laxative


“(Your Love Keeps Lifting Me) Higher and Higher” By Jackie Wilson

Cialis erectile dysfunction medication


“Within You Without You” By The Beatles

Tampax tampons


“You Hit hhe Spot” By Sarah Vaughan

Clearasil acne medication


“You Can’t Sit Down” By The Dovells

Preparation H hemorrhoid cream


“Something in hhe Air” By Thunderclap Newman

Odor-Eaters insoles


“Goldfinger” By Shirley Bassey

Gold Bond body powder


“(I’ll Be Glad When You’re Dead) You Rascal You” By Clarence Williams

Rascal Mobility Scooter


“Oh, What a Beautiful Mornin’” By Gordon MacRea

Dr. Scholl’s corn removers


“Green Onions” By Booker T. & The M.G.s

Listerine mouthwash


“Let the Good Times Roll” By Shirley and Lee

Cottonelle toilet paper


“Lean on Me” By Bill Withers

HurryCane walking cane


“The Spider and the Fly” By The Rolling Stones

Pro-K spider vein cream


“Carry on Wayward Son” By Kansas

Trojan condoms


“Mellow Yellow” By Donovan

Uristat urinary tract infection test stripsoms


“Mustang Sally” By Wilson Pickett

Sally Hansen No More Fungus antifungal liquid


“Itchycoo Park” By Small Faces

Vagisil anti-itch cream


“Catch the Wind” By Donovan

Beano antigas tablets


“Cherry Pink (And Apple Blossom White)” By Perez Prado And His Orchestra

Prosacea rosacea topical gel


“Wooly Bully” By Sam The Sham And The Pharaohs

Nair hair remover


“I Got a Line on You” By Spirit

Neutrogena wrinkle cream:


“Bite Down Hard” By Ted Nugent

Poligrip denture adhesive


“On the Regular” By Shamir

Metamucil fiber supplement


“Brown Sugar” By The Rolling Stones

Kaopectate diarrhea medication


“Smells Like Teen Spirit” By Nirvana

Summer’s Eve feminine deodorant spray


“Smooth Operator” By Sade

K-Y Jelly personal lubricant


“Jeanie with the Light Brown Hair” By Bing Crosby

Revlon hair color


“Until it’s Time For You To Go” By Buffy Sainte-Marie

Depends incontinence underwear


“Old Man” By Neil Young

Rogaine hair loss treatment


“Wart Hog” By The Ramones

Compound W wart remover


“I’ve Got You Under my Skin” By Frank Sinatra

Zostavax shingles vaccine


“Poison Ivy” By The Coasters

Zanfel  poison ivy wash


“Disco Inferno” By The Trammps

Monistat yeast infections cream


“Eighteen” By Alice Cooper

Playtex 18-Hour Girdles


“Bad Blood” By Taylor Swift

Kotex menstrual pads


“The Mouse” By Soupy Sales

D-Con mouse glue traps


“Shape of You” By Ed Sheeran

Nutra-Lift cellulite cream


“Mystery Roach” By The Mothers Of Invention With The Royal Philharmonic Orchestra

Raid ant & roach killer


“Walk a Mile In My Shoes” By Joe South

Dr. Scholl’s insoles


“Tube Snake Boogie” By ZZ Top

Coloplast catheters


“Burning on My Lips” By We Have Band

Abreva cold sore ointment


“Patches” By Clarence Carter 

Neosporin eczema cream


“Diamonds in Her Eyes” By Owl Eyes

Stye Eye Therapy warming compress


“Butterflies in Your Stomach” By Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen

Sea-Band nausea relief


“Heartburn Stew” By Yoko Ono

Nexium heartburn relief


“Thunderball” By Tom Jones

Lotrimin jock Itch cream

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