STRANGE BEDFELLOWS

Jackie Gleason and Yul Brynner.

ALL ABOUT JIM

OLD HALLOWEEN CARD

OLD VALENTINE'S DAY CARD

OLD APOLOGY CARD

OLD ASSHOLE CARD

OLD THANKSGIVING CARD

OLD GRADUATION CARD

I think the inside caption for this card was

something like, "... paying off your student loan."

BETTER DELUSIONAL LIVING THROUGH TECHNOLOGY

ENOUGH SAID. WHERE DO I SIGN?

KILL THE UMPIRE

SEPARATED AT PUBERTY

Dr. Kapuchnik and Sigmund Freud:

SEPARATED AT PUBERTY

Gloria Grindstone and Olympia Snowe:

SEPARATED AT PUBERTY

Axel Fusco and Jimmy Durante:

SEPARATED AT PUBERTY

Rolf Fusco and a rubber glove:

SEPARATED AT PUBERTY

Rolf Fusco and Foghorn Leghorn:

SEPARATED AT PUBERTY

Lance Fusco and Roy Orbison:

SEPARATED AT PUBERTY

Lars Fusco and Brian Dennehy:

SEPARATED AT PUBERTY

Then again, some people think Al Fusco looks like Clarence Clemons:

SEPARATED AT PUBERTY

Al Fusco and John Sununu:

DOES BARNEY KNOW ABOUT THIS?

OLD POSTCARD

OLD GREETING CARD

GREEDY COROKS

Step on it, Tab, Those coroks are speedier than they appear.

ROMANTIC GUY

STRANGE BEDFELLOWS

Colonel Sanders and Joan Crawford.

MORE DISTURBING FURNITURE HUMOR

OLD POSTCARD 2

OLD POSTCARD 1

OLD GREETING CARD 2

OLD GREETING CARD 1

LUNACY DEFINED

IMPATIENCE

BIZARRO GUEST WEEK. DAY 6

BIZARRO GUEST WEEK, DAY 5

BIZARRO GUEST WEEK, DAY 4

My original version of today's Bizarro joke read, "Why the hell..." but knowing that my own (Fusco Brothers) syndicate, Universal Press, is not a big fan of the word "hell," I also did versions featuring "#@$%" and "heck" for King Features to have as options. Fortunately, they didn't go with "heck," which is just plain lame. 

Ironically, since the reader can imagine that "#@$%" represents the four-letter word of their choosing, the end result is probably filthier than the original in most people's minds.

BIZARRO GUEST WEEK, DAY 3

BIZARRO GUEST WEEK, DAY 2

ANOTHER DAY, ANOTHER RESTLESS LEG

Coincidentally, a day after my reference to Restless Leg Syndrome in Bizarro, it shows up again in The Fusco Brothers today.

Did I say coincidentally? I meant Satanically.

BIZARRO GUEST WEEK, DAY 1

My friend Dan Piraro took a vacation this week from doing his comic panel, Bizarro, and asked me to fill in, and I was happy to oblige. This is the first of my six dailies (no Sunday).

In the original version, the cop's problem was "frequent urination," but King Features got a little squeamish about that, so we changed it to "Restless Leg Syndrome." Not as funny, but I guess it goes down easier when you're reading the morning paper over cornflakes.