SAD SCRAPPY

The Everly Brothers did their crying in the rain. They reasoned that their tears would be mistaken for raindrops, and they were correct.

Scrappy the dog does his crying in the desert. His reasoning is that his tears will be mistaken for perspiration. He is also correct.

Don and Phil had a hit with "Crying In The Rain."

Scrappy paid hundreds of dollars to record a demo of "Crying In The Desert" and pitched it to several record companies. They all turned it down with a form rejection letter.

One more thing to cry about.