TODAY IN COMICVILLE

I'm currently on my annual vacation from The Fusco Brothers, and this is the strip my syndicate ran today, from 2003:

This is pretty funny, if I'm forced to say so myself. Maybe I should go on vacation more often.

Elsewhere in the comics today, Teresa Dowlatshahi slandered the Fuscos' reputation in her strip, Frog Applause:

As I wrote on her comments page on GoComics, that rattling was not the sound of Tic Tacs, but the sound of rosary beads. (The boys are quite devout.) What I didn't mention was that I've turned the whole matter over to my slimy, rabid attorneys, Dewey, Cheatem & Howe.