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AXE ME NO QUESTIONS

AUSTIN HEALEY SPRITE CARTOON OF THE DAY

IS THIS A GREAT COUNTRY, OR WHAT?

TODAY IN COMICVILLE

I'm currently on my annual vacation from The Fusco Brothers, and this is the strip my syndicate ran today, from 2003:

This is pretty funny, if I'm forced to say so myself. Maybe I should go on vacation more often.

Elsewhere in the comics today, Teresa Dowlatshahi slandered the Fuscos' reputation in her strip, Frog Applause:

As I wrote on her comments page on GoComics, that rattling was not the sound of Tic Tacs, but the sound of rosary beads. (The boys are quite devout.) What I didn't mention was that I've turned the whole matter over to my slimy, rabid attorneys, Dewey, Cheatem & Howe.

THE NATIONAL PASTIME

I'LL DRINK TO THAT

SUMMERY FINANCIAL DISTRESS HUMOR

PREMISES, PREMISES

IT DOESN'T HURT TO ASK

MORE FIREPLUG FILTH

DO THE MOTION LINE!

CENTAUR HUMOR

CONNIE AND SIGMUND

     They said it wouldn't work out between a 54 year-old woman and a young buck of 23, but Connie and Sigmund set out to prove them wrong. 

     More than the age difference, what bothered people was the fact that Sigmund was a pair of scissors.

     Weren't office supplies entitled to a chance at happiness?

SNAPSHOTS FROM HELL

DISCONCERTING JOURNAL PAGE ABOUT SOAP

BAD DAY AT BLOG ROCK

AWKWARD BAR MOMENT

AWKWARD RESTAURANT MOMENT

FIVE DISPARATE BEINGS

LIKES TO IRON

MY FLARE FOR THE OBVIOUS

ALMOST COMFORTING, BUT NOT

THE THRILL OF SEEING ONE'S NAME IN PRINT

THE FURTIVE FOUR

THE THRILL IS GONE

FRIGHTENING DRAWING OF THE DAY

RECYCLED CARTOON OF THE DAY

This cartoon appeared more than 90 days ago in Narrative Magazine, so I'm now contractually free to post it here.

I recycle things all the time.

Yet I feel no shame.

(About that, anyway.)

TODD RECORDS A DEPRESSING VOICEMAIL MESSAGE

JUST ANOTHER ROUTINE CRY FOR HELP