THE WIT AND WISDOM OF WHIT BISSELL

THE OLD SWITCHEROO, VOLUME 794

CHIC IN THE CREEK

SLIPPED THROUGH THE CRACKS AT DC COMICS

OUR LADY OF THE STRINGY HAIR

AN EMBARRASSMENT OF RICHES

UNFORTUNATE MONIKERS

NEW ON SUBSTACK LIGHTNING

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EVENTUALLY, CHARLTON HESTON STOPPED MINDING THAT SOYLENT GREEN WAS PEOPLE

NEGATIVITY

HOLD THE MAYO

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FOLLOW THE ARROW

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THE MOMENT BEFORE A PLAN IS HATCHED

THE ARTIST FORMERLY KNOWN AS INSCRUTABLE INGRID

A TALE OF TWO HOT DOGS

 

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MONSTER IN BRIEFS

ALL PLAID, NO BAD

THE ILLUSION OF HAPPINESS

UNFORTUNATE MONIKERS

Suggested slogan:

"TOFURKEY YOURSELF!"

NUDE CRIME-FIGHTING QUINTET

SEPARATED AT PUBERTY

Bert and Rami Malek.

OLFACTORY BUM

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Many years ago I sent a cassette tape of this little jingle to the Perdue company. They gave me the name of the Madison Avenue ad agency that handles their advertising, but I never followed up with them. The woman who wrote to me included some chicken recipe cards and said that everybody in the steno pool found my song amusing.

BAD NEIGHBORS

WORDLE STORIES

Never bathe in Clorox, my friend. If I may opine, it's your own fault that your skin has a matte finish. 

 

BORN TO BURN RUBBER

MIXED MESSAGES

WITHIN HER WHEELHOUSE

MANIFESTO

REJECTED BECAUSE OF A PUFFY HAIRDO

SMART WOMEN STUPID CHOICES

Cynthia Patrick.

DUMMY LOVE

HAT HALL OF FAME

Billy Bob Thornton.

WHATEVER IT TAKES

CURSOR IN THE SKY

YOUR HIT PARADE

MEN NOT ENJOYING SHOW BUSINESS

Brian Wilson.

NEVER ASSUME

ART SCHOOL PAINTINGS 7

Here's shot of my teenage bedroom at the time, featuring the BAR lamp from one of the self-portraits. That's the back of a painting leaning against the bed.

ART SCHOOL PAINTINGS 6

A couple of self-portraits.