NUDE CRIME-FIGHTING QUINTET

SEPARATED AT PUBERTY

Bert and Rami Malek.

OLFACTORY BUM

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Many years ago I sent a cassette tape of this little jingle to the Perdue company. They gave me the name of the Madison Avenue ad agency that handles their advertising, but I never followed up with them. The woman who wrote to me included some chicken recipe cards and said that everybody in the steno pool found my song amusing.

BAD NEIGHBORS

WORDLE STORIES

Never bathe in Clorox, my friend. If I may opine, it's your own fault that your skin has a matte finish. 

 

BORN TO BURN RUBBER

MIXED MESSAGES

WITHIN HER WHEELHOUSE

MANIFESTO

REJECTED BECAUSE OF A PUFFY HAIRDO

SMART WOMEN STUPID CHOICES

Cynthia Patrick.

DUMMY LOVE

HAT HALL OF FAME

Billy Bob Thornton.

WHATEVER IT TAKES

CURSOR IN THE SKY

YOUR HIT PARADE

MEN NOT ENJOYING SHOW BUSINESS

Brian Wilson.

NEVER ASSUME

ART SCHOOL PAINTINGS 7

Here's shot of my teenage bedroom at the time, featuring the BAR lamp from one of the self-portraits. That's the back of a painting leaning against the bed.

ART SCHOOL PAINTINGS 6

A couple of self-portraits.

ART SCHOOL PAINTINGS 5

I guess this was the "style" I finally landed on, such as it was. (More little blue stain eaters!) After only one semester as a painting major, I switched to graphic design, where I thought less bullshit was involved.

ART SCHOOL PAINTINGS 4

At the time, there were TV commercials for a washing detergent that featured cleaning enzymes, which they called "little blue stain-eaters." For some reason, this triggered my little-blue-stain-eaters period.

ART SCHOOL PAINTINGS 3

I actually remember this model's name: Ivy. She once invited the students to a party at her house, where we got to see her fully clothed for a change.

ART SCHOOL PAINTINGS 2

I wasn't just painting trees in art school, thank goodness. Here's a (stylized) nude model.

ART SCHOOL PAINTINGS 1

I recently came upon some ancient, blurry slides of paintings I did in art school. Here are some trees.

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CHEW ON THIS

ISSUES

LOST IN THE BRITISH INVASION

CAREER SLIDE: JENNIFER ANISTON

CARTOON COINCIDENCES

HAND-COLORED GO FISH COMIC STRIP

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THE NEW YORK TIMES DOESN'T KNOW THIS IS A WORD

ROCK AROUND THE GRANDFATHER CLOCK

CAMEO

My name made a cameo appearance in a video about Eldon Dedini on YouTube. It was a shot of a list of cartoonists in a New Yorker cartoon book collection.

I'd like to thank alphabetical order for making this possible.

MADE IN THE SHADE

CAREER SLIDE: LIONEL RITCHIE