WORDLE STORY

I was planning to paint my house, but I couldn't decide among azure, mauve, and taupe. The man at the paint store found it difficult to gauge my exact level of insanity.

AN UPCOMING CARTOON OF MINE IN THE WALL STREET JOURNAL

SEPARATED AT PUBERTY

Carrie Coon and Holly Williams.

WALKING THE HUMAN

BENEATH THE COSMO MOON

THOUGHT FOR THE DAY

SEPARATED AT PUBERTY

Lucinda Williams and Deborah Maclaren.

GOOD QUESTION

ANOTHER DAY, ANOTHER AD CAMPAIGN

The mail carrier in the first ad seems pretty unconcerned. Maybe because the dog is smiling, wagging its tail, and on a path to go past him, probably toward its trainer. 

The dog in the second ad is also wagging its tail and looking off to the side, but the carrier seems concerned this time. To the point of sacrificing the U.S. Mail to protect her hoo-ha.

TRIFECTA

This ad manages to combine three of my least favorite things: A.I., sentimentality, and puddles of urine.

IRONY

UNCENSORED

FLAT-TOP FREDDY, AT THE READY

48-CARD DECK

PLOWED HEAD

GET YOUR KICKS ON ROUTE 66

SWAMPED

CAREER SLIDE: SELENA GOMEZ

CARTOON COINCIDENCES

NEW ON SUBSTACK

 https://jcduffy.substack.com/p/the-road-to-madness-goes-through

BENNY DIDN'T BEND, BUT HIS BENDY STRAW DID

NOT TO BE TRUSTED

IDEA FOR AN AD CAMPAIGN FOR ALAMY STOCK PHOTOS

THE ALAMY MUSTACHE

NEW ON SUBSTACK LIGHTNING

 https://substack.com/@jcduffy/note/p-165428054

KISS ME, YOU FOOL

ROCKING OUT ON A FRIDAY NIGHT

CAREER SLIDE: STEVE MARTIN AND MARTIN SHORT

NOTHING TO SEE HERE

BITTERNESS BENEATH THE SEA

LARRY'S DIAGNOSIS

MEAL PLANS

GRATUITOUS NUDITY

MOVE OVER, T.A.C.O. MEMES

NEW ON SUBSTACK

 https://jcduffy.substack.com/p/creature-features?r=2f62k2&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web&fbclid=IwY2xjawKmpa5leHRuA2FlbQIxMQBicmlkETFaNEIwbGJDdGVjRDF2YlhOAR7q-mURMBqsQ0CR8PYPE2AuFHWZrBlwnrzyiZhS-JNgojzBEusCL5VdlKodPQ_aem_pjvOGC9A1VAsi2wA_rXf4g&triedRedirect=true

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