THE FIVE HORSE'S ASSES OF THE APOCALYPSE

SEPARATED AT PUBERTY

Nancy Wickwire and Judy Woodruff.

DO YOU EVER WANT TO THROW A SHOE AT THE TV?

MAKE THE LIVING ROOM GREAT AGAIN

BIRD BAR

SEPARATED AT PUBERTY

Jared Kushner and Matt Miller.

TIMELY TALKING TURD CARTOON.

MAYBELLINE INDUSTRIAL

My Fusco colorist apparently likes women to wear tan lipstick and matching eye shadow.

STRANGE BEDFELLOWS

James Thurber and Marilyn Monroe.

EMPTY MATH CALORIES