HAIRDO IN A CAN

UNJUSTIFIED RETRIBUTION

THE BEAK IS ALWAYS THE GIVEAWAY

DEADLY INSEAM

FAKE GUITAR PLAYERS

Ivanka Trump.

COUNTRY MUSIC BARN OF FAME

PRODIGY

MANY UNHAPPY RETURNS

SMART WOMEN STUPID CHOICES 5

Phyllis Diller.

SMART WOMEN STUPID CHOICES 4

Linda Hayden.

SMART WOMEN STUPID CHOICES 3

Judi Dench.

SMART WOMEN STUPID CHOICES 2

Edna Tichenor.

SMART WOMEN STUPID CHOICES 1

Maria Bamford.

HELLO FROM THE GREETINGS ROOM

PACHYDERM IN A CEMETERY

PIG WITH A MEERSCHAUM

CAREER SLIDE: ZIGGY

FAILED 8x10 GLOSSY

SEPARATED AT PUBERTY

Bob & Carol & Ted & Alice and Rob & Laura & Buddy & Sally.

CHINK IN THE ARMOR

NEW ON SUBSTACK LIGHTNING

 https://substack.com/home/post/p-176604430

CAREER SLIDE: JERRY LEWIS

RABID PARTY ANIMAL

SEPARATED AT PUBERTY

Paul Samwell-Smith and Bill Hader.

SCIENCE FICTION

SEVEN IN DOG YEARS

MR. SMUDGE

STRANGE BEDFELLOWS

Tricia Nixon and Jonathan Frid.

THE HORSE WANTS WHAT THE HORSE WANTS

ODD SPORTS BAR

CASE CLOSED

NEW ON SUBSTACK

 https://substack.com/home/post/p-176117801

SEPARATED AT PUBERTY

Tallulah Bankhead and Christopher Walken.

POLITICS

CAREER SLIDE: JEFF BRIDGES

THAT COME-HITHER LOOK

HIT THE NOSE, JACK

SOWING WILD OATS

BAD PANTS HALL OF FAME

Weegee.

NEW ON SUBSTACK

 https://jcduffy.substack.com/p/what-fonts-do-at-night?r=2f62k2&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web&triedRedirect=true

TURN LEFT AT FIJI

BAD HAIR HALL OF FAME

Bill Wyman.

Actually, this is probably the best haircut I've ever seen on Bill Wyman, and likely the first time I've ever seen his naked forehead. It's that windswept look he has after a day of skydiving. Maybe he should walk around holding a fan in front of his face.

ON MY COFFEE TABLE

FAKE GUITAR PLAYERS

Julie Andrews.