FIRST-WORLD PROBLEMS

Some years back, the high-rise I live in switched from a package room run by human beings to a locker system. The new system never worked as well as the old one, but at this point the carriers don't even bother putting packages in the lockers; they just leave them on the floor. To rub salt in the wound, sometimes they send you a picture to brag about it.

 

A CRY FOR HEP

LISTENING TOM

HOWLING IN COMFORT

SEPARATED AT PUBERTY

Howdy Doody and Gene Rayburn.

NEW ON SUBSTACK

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TAKE THE "E" OUT OF "HATE," AND IT'S "HAT"

WHEAT STALK WESLEY

CARTOON COINCIDENCES