DETAILED CANINE SARCASM

NEW ON SUBSTACK

https://jcduffy.substack.com/p/sad-scrappy 

CARTOON COINCIDENCES

GREAT AWKWARD MOMENTS IN POLITICS

VARIATION ON A THEME

TWO FLY-IN-SOUP COMICS ON THE SAME DAY

THINKING INSIDETHE BOX

CREEPY FACEBOOK AD

PARTY TIME

A CRY FOR PEANUTS

BANDCAMP AVATAR

This should attract the Taylor Swift audience.

NEW SONG ON BANDCAMP

https://jcduffy.bandcamp.com/track/royal-tunbridge-wells 

ROYAL TUNBRIDGE WELLS

(Duffy)

THERE’S SOMETHING IN THE SOIL

IN ROYAL TUNBRIDGE WELLS

IN GARDENS PEOPLE TOIL

IN ROYAL TUNBRIDGE WELLS

THE CITIZENS OF THE TOWN

THE UPSTAIRS AND THE DOWN

MAY SHARE A COMMON TUNE

BENEATH THE SUMMER MOON

FORSAKEN AND FORLORN

OR TO THE MANOR BORN

THE BELLS INSIDE THE STEEPLE

SOUND OUT FOR ALL THE PEOPLE

SO THEY SAY, SO THEY SAY

BUT THE WOEBEGONE

HAVE TO CARRY ON

WHEN THEY RING THE BELLS IN TUNBRIDGE WELLS

THEY WATCH THE KETTLE BOIL

IN ROYAL TUNBRIDGE WELLS

THEY READ FROM CONAN DOYLE

IN ROYAL TUNBRIDGE WELLS

IN A CLEARING IN A THICKET

THE OLDER BOYS PLAY CRICKET

WHEN ANYONE’S IN DOUBT

THEY POUR A GUINNESS STOUT

THEY LOVE THE LOCAL PUB

THEY HATE BEELZEBUB

THE FISHES IN THE STREAM

ARE ONLY WHAT THEY SEEM

SO THEY SAY, SO THEY SAY

BUT THERE’S SOMETHING AFLOAT

IN THE CASTLE MOAT

WHEN THEY RING THE BELLS IN TUNBRIDGE WELLS

THE HOI POLLOI  ARE LOYAL

IN ROYAL TUNBRIDGE WELLS

THEY MIND THE RULES OF HOYLE

IN ROYAL TUNBRIDGE WELLS

IN CHURCH WE FIND THE VICAR

WHO LIKES HIS DRAM OF LIQUOR

WHILE ON THE VILLAGE GREEN

THEY EULOGIZE THE QUEEN

A LONE RETIREE

HAS BISCUITS WITH HIS TEA

AND NOTHING IS AMISS

WHEN LOVERS SHARE A KISS

SO THEY SAY, SO THEY SAY

BATS IN THE BELFRY

APPEAR IN YOUR SELFIE

WHEN THEY RING THE BELLS IN TUNBRIDGE WELLS

WHEN THEY RING THE BELLS IN TUNBRIDGE WELLS

STRANGE BEDFELLOWS

Phyllis Diller and Larry Fine.

NEW ON SUBSTACK LIGHTNING

 https://jcduffy.substack.com/p/connie-and-sigmund

RUDYARD KIPLING WEIGHS IN

CAREER SLIDE: CLINT WALKER

LIFE IS BUT A STAGE

THE LEANING TOWER OF PATIENCE

CLOVEN-FOOTED

MEN BEHAVING BADLY

Victor Buono.

CARTOON COINCIDENCES

ANOTHER DAY, ANOTHER FAKE CAMPAIGN POSTER

THE MERTZ TICKET

WIFE OF SHOWY UNCLE JOEY

BROADCASTER

BETTER SAFE THAN SORRY

BAD HAIR HALL OF FAME

Nita Naldi.

ONE NIGHT IN THE PARK WITH MYRA, MARCY, AND FRANK

SAD-EYED LADY OF THE SKETCHBOOK

LEAPING LARRY

AUDIOPHILES

Barbara Nichols.

NEW ON THE SUBSTACK GIZMO

 https://jcduffy.substack.com/p/inez

STRANGE BEDFELLOWS

LeRoy Neiman and Cher.

AN EMBARRASSMENT OF RICHES

METHOD ACTOR

REVERSE PSYCHOLOGY

NEW ON SUBSTACK LIGHTNING

 https://jcduffy.substack.com/p/don-the-pig

SMART WOMEN STUPID CHOICES

Elizabeth Montgomery.

MY CARTOON IN THIS WEEK'S AIR MAIL

LET HE WHO IS WITHOUT COLORIZATION SIN CAST THE FIRST CRAYON

My Fusco daily colorist isn't the only one who makes mistakes. I do the color for the Sunday strips, and here's a blunder of mine.

Actually, I'll bet leaving the woman's dress white was another oversight.

BRAGGART

GREAT AWKWARD MOMENTS IN POLITICS

Robert F. Kennedy, Jr.

A ROSE BY ANY OTHER NAME