SMART WOMEN STUPID CHOICES 5

Edna May Oliver.

SMART WOMEN STUPID CHOICES 4

Ann B. Davis.

SMART WOMEN STUPID CHOICES 3

Gins Lolabrigida.

SMART WOMEN STUPID CHOICES 2

Lindsay Wagner.

SMART WOMEN STUPID CHOICES 1

Jean Harlow.

WHAT HAPPENS IN THE FOREST STAYS IN THE FOREST

OLD HOLLOW-EYES

NOT HER REAL NAME

MEN ENJOYING SHOW BUSINESS

David McCallum.

FAKE GUITAR PLAYERS

David McCallum.

MEN BEHAVING BADLY

David McCallum.

MY CARTOON IN THE NEW ISSUE OF AMERICAN BYSTANDER

NO SCARY MAKEUP REQUIRED

Donald Trump.

INTENSE INEZ

SMART WOMEN STUPID CHOICES

Alicia Menendez.

HALLELUJAH

A VERY SYMMETRICAL FAMILY

PHOTOSHOP BOULEVARD

PINK LADY

HAT HALL OF FAME

Bette Davis.

CROONER

LIFE LESSON

RAW FOOTAGE

FAKE PIANO PLAYERS

Donald Trump.

BAD HAIR HALL OF FAME

Donald Trump.

SPAWN

MOUTH

ABSTRACT WEEKEND

CAUTION: COCHON

SEPARATED AT PUBERTY

Hallie Jackson and Lizzie Kaplan.

MY COLORIST STRIKES AGAIN

My Fusco colorist once confessed to me that he doesn't read every strip he colorizes. I suspect that explains this. 

HAND-COLORED FUSCO ART

SMART WOMEN STUPID CHOICES

Miss Piggy.

DENTAL HALL OF FAME

Doug Henning.

BAD HAIR HALL OF FAME

Doug Henning.

MOOD SWING

UNDERNEATH THE DESERT MOON

DIAGNOSIS

NO SCARY MAKEUP REQUIRED

Burt Lancaster.

BITTER BARRY

TONJE'S DUDE

BIRD BREAKUP

CAREER SLIDE: JOHNNY DEPP

CARTOON COINCIDENCED