Sunday, October 28, 2018

SCARY HALLOWEEN MASK

TWO MORE NON-SCARY HALLOWEEN MASKS

NON-SCARY HALLOWEEN MASK

SCARY PIG

SCARY MONSTER

SCARY GUY

SCARY SOAP OPERA

SMART WOMEN SCARY CHOICES




Greta Gynt.

GOOD SCHLOCK, BAD SCHLOCK

When I was a kid the excellent John Zacherle, as Roland, hosted horror movies in Philadelphia. When he took his show to New York, changing his character's name to Zacherley, he was replaced by the not-so-excellent Dr. Shock.

Same schtick, different schlock value.



AYE, THERE'S THE RUB


For Christian Rub, the good news was that he landed a role in a Dracula movie. The bad news was that he played "Dead Man at Inquest."

UNHELPFUL PHOTO

A STEED GROWS IN BROOKLYN

SMART WOMEN STUPID CHOICES


Judy Holliday.

OLD NOTE CARD

BAD HAIR HALL OF FAME


Billy Ray Cyrus.

Monday, October 22, 2018

Wednesday, October 17, 2018

BACK PAGE BINGO

I did finally manage to sell the New Yorker one cartoon for The Back Page before they switched to the Caption Contest.

MY BACK PAGES

Years ago, before the New Yorker's back page contained the Caption Contest, it was (cleverly) called The Back Page. Here are four submissions of mine that  they rejected back then.