STRANGE BEDFELLOWS

Humphrey Bogart and Marilyn Monroe.

PANHANDLING ON MADISON AVENUE

SMART WOMEN STUPID CHOICES 10

Phyllis Diller.

SMART WOMEN STUPID CHOICES 9

Edna Blanche.

SMART WOMEN STUPID CHOICES 8

Marjorie Stapp.

SMART WOMEN STUPID CHOICES 7

Nancy Sinatra.

SMART WOMEN STUPID CHOICES 6

Elizabeth Taylor.

SMART WOMEN STUPID CHOICES 5

Terry Moore.

SMART WOMEN STUPID CHOICES 4

Vanda Godsell.

SMART WOMEN STUPID CHOICES 3

Melissa McCarthy.

SMART WOMEN STUPID CHOICES 2

Kate Nelligan.

SMART WOMEN STUPID CHOICES 1

Annette Funicello.

MORE CARTOON COINCIDENCES

CARTOON COINCIDENCES

SEPARATED AT PUBERTY

Finger picks and finger guards.

LOWERING THE BAR

NO SCARY MAKEUP REQUIRED

Mike Mazurki.

HOW SAUSAGE IS MADE

I wrote today's gag for Hilary Price's Rhymes With Orange comic strip. Here's the way it ran after Hilary made some changes, followed by my original rough version.

SUBLIMINAL ADVERTISING

I'm watching the Phillies play the Cardinals on TV, and I notice that the Cardinals mascot. Fredbird, has a permanently-open beak. It's making my mouth dry just to look at him. This must improve beer sales at the stadium.

WAITING FOR THE GAG FAIRY

DON'T ASK, DON'T TELL

SMART WOMEN STUPID CHOICES

Anna Russell.

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STRANGE BEDFELLOWS

James Comey and Wu Tang Clan.

CANINE ART HISTORY

FINALLY, AN EXCUSE