BEER DEFAMATION

My colorist at GoComics continues to like gray beer. I hope the lawyers at Yuengling don't take it personally.

BARNEY KESSEL AND HIS KESS-KESS-KESSELY EYES

SCHOOL OF HARD KNOCK-KNOCK JOKES

THE PATTERN ON PIET MONDRIAN'S VAN HEUSEN SHIRT

SMART WOMEN STUPID CHOICES 3

Ann-Margret.

SMART WOMEN STUPID CHOICES 2

Adele Mara.

SMART WOMEN STUPID CHOICES 1

Mary-Louise Parker.

THE FICKLE FINGER OF DEATH

SEPARATED AT PUBERTY

Mick Mulvaney and Jim Carrey as the Grinch.

NO SCARY MAKEUP REQUIRED

Mick Mulvaney.

DON'T STICK YOUR SNOUT WHERE IT DOESN'T BELONG

SEPARATED AT PUBERTY

Robert Mitchum and a leprechaun.

SMART WOMEN SMART CHOICES

Mia Farrow listening to the Beatles.

SMART WOMEN STUPID CHOICES

Mia Farrow.

STRANGE TUBFELLOWS

Mia Farrow and Elizabeth Taylor.

LOVE HANDLES

SEPARATED AT PUBERTY

Donny Osmond and Mikey Cohen.

STRANGE BEDFELLOWS

Donald Trump, a horse, and Andy Warhol.

SMART WOMEN STUPID CHOICES

Bridget Marks.

TAKE NO PRISONERS

CASE CLOSED

Sketch of the man who threatened Stormy Daniels.

Rob Lowe.

NEW FROM APPLE

BOMBAGATE

On top of all the other Trump secrets in his lawyer's files, he's also worried about the Bombas thing coming out.

2 FACES HAVE I

SMART WOMEN STUPID CHOICES

Sarah Pribis.

MOOSE PRIDE

WHAT I'M READING

WHAT I'M LISTENING TO

ART BUTLER

SMART WOMEN STUPID CHOICES

Laura La Plante.

SOGGY SHAKESPEARE MASH-UP

NO SCARY MAKEUP REQUIRED

Brother Theodore.

OLD ADVERTISING ART

These cartoons were done for some ad campaign many years ago. I don't remember what they were selling, but parking seems to have been the theme.

THIS WAS HELPFUL

LARGE-SCALE APRIL FOOLERY

SMART WOMEN STUPID CHOICES 5

Doris Day.

SMART WOMEN STUPID CHOICES 4

Vera Ellen.

SMART WOMEN STUPID CHOICES 3

Alice White.

SMART WOMEN STUPID CHOICES 2

Elvira.