THE CASE OF THE FRIGID FORECASTER

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The acronym I wrote for this one was:

"Enlightened MartiansEntering Roswell And Landing Do Not Understand The Subway."

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I failed to buy a copy of the Sunday New York Times that ran this ad, but the acronym I wrote for it was:

"Each Monday Elf Randy And Lord Devin Need Unlimited Tomato Soup."

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SEPARATED AT PUBERTY 3

The Everly Brothers and the Kleptocracy Brothers.

SEPARATED AT PUBERTY 2

Sonny & Cher and Barry & Xi.

SEPARATED AT PUBERTY 1

The Righteous Brothers and the Unrighteous Brothers.

BEYOND HOT

STENOPRIEST

SEPARATED AT PUBERTY

Edgar Allan Poe and John Cazale.

SEPARATED AT PUBERTY

John Cazale and Stephen Miller.

CARTOON COINCIDENCES

GREMLINS ON THE 12TH FLOOR

MEDICAL CONDITION OF THE WEEK

SEPARATED AT PUBERTY

Knut Hamsun and John Lennon.

THE AGE OF REASON

WALLFLOWERS

RULES ARE MADE TO BE BROKEN

NORWAY'S NEWEST HITMAKER

THE WIND CRIES RODENT

SEPARATED AT PUBERTY

Ava Gardner and Ruth Roman.

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UNCANNY RESEMBLANCE

THE RIGHT TOOL FOR THE RIGHT JOB

SEPARATED AT PUBERTY

Bob Denver and Carter Page.

THE STORY BEHIND THE STORY

MY FAVORITE COMEDY TEAM: LUGOSI & KARLOFF

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I RESENT THIS: I HAVEN'T BEEN TO A MOVIE IN YEARS