SPAGHETTI BRAINS

My new coloring book for adults is now available on Amazon.

MAN VS. MACHINE

I recently discovered that my computer has a built-in chess game. Who knew? I tried it out and it slaughtered me about a dozen matches in a row. Then I limited the computer to "thinking" only three moves ahead. It beat me a few times, but then I finally won a game. I'm going to retire as the champ.

CAREER SLIDE: JERRY MATHERS AND TONY DOW

STRANGE BEDFELLOWS

Mickey Rooney, Olivia De Havilland, Dick Powell and Joe E. Brown.

SEPARATED AT PUBERTY

Kari Byron and Katie Crown:

SMART WOMEN STUPID CHOICES

Rose Hobart.

NO SCARY MAKEUP REQUIRED

Henry Kulky.

BITTERNESS BEHIND THE SIDEBURNS

HATE MAIL

TURF WAR

SEPARATED AT PUBERTY

Roy Wood and Jemaine Clemant:

WHAT I'M WATCHING

By the way, that's not a camera flash. It's the White Light of Death, and I'm walking toward it.

OLD POSTCARD

SMART WOMEN STUPID CHOICES

Joan Crawford.

JOURNAL JUNK

VALIDATE ME ON INSTAGRAM

CUSTOMER REVIEW

NO SCARY MAKEUP REQUIRED

Charles Bukowski.

TURN YOUR HEAD AND COUGH

SMART WOMEN STUPID CHOICES

Hillary Clinton.

STRANGE BEDFELLOWS

Donald Trump and Kante West.

OLD NEWSPAPER ILLUSTRATION 8

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OLD NEWSPAPER ILLUSTRATION 2

OLD NEWSPAPER ILLUSTRATION 1

NO SCARY MAKEUP REQUIRED

Gary Busey.

OLD CARTOON FROM THE OLDIE MAGAZINE

SEPARATED AT PUBERTY

Garrison Keillor and Foster Campbell:

IF YOU SEE SOMETHING, SAY SOMETHING

ON MY TURNTABLE

SMART WOMEN STUPID CHOICES

Sally Kellerman.