ONE REASON'S AS GOOD AS ANOTHER

NO SCARY MAKEUP REQUIRED

Richard Bakalyan.

NOT KNOWING WHEN TO GIVE UP

PREMARITAL SNAKES

A CARTOON ABOUT MAGICAL HORSE-ENLARGEMENT WATER

SMART WOMEN STUPID CHOICES

Julie Adams.

OLD NOTE CARD

BAD TASTE IS TIMELESS

SECRET PIG LATIN

Translation: RALVINO.

WHAT BOWLING PINS FIND FUNNY

MY CARTOON IN THE CURRENT ISSUE OF NARRATIVE

ABSTRACT OF THE DAY

CLASSICS ILLUSTRATED

DISTRACTED DRIVING

WHY THE INTERNET IS A WONDERFUL THING

MAZE TO NOWHERE

SMART WOMEN STUPID CHOICES

Sharon Stone.

AT FIRST, I READ THIS AS "CRAP MACHINES"

SUNDAY FUNNIES

ONE FINE DAY AT THE IRONY CAFE

EVERYBODY'S A CRITIC

This is one of my favorite movies, with a great script by Billy Wilder and Raymond Chandler, based on a novel by James M. Cain.

But there's one brief bit of dialogue that always struck me as silly, for some reason:

Walter: I'm crazy about you, Baby.

Phyllis: I'm crazy about you. Walter.

Walter: The perfume you're wearing - what's the name of it?

Phyllis: I don't know. I got it in Ensenada.

TURD HUMOR 3

TURD HUMOR 2

TURD HUMOR 1

SAD SANDWICH

THE BIG GAME

AN INFREQUENT MISUNDERSTANDING

MORE IMPORTANTLY, WHAT COLOR DOES THE DRESS IDENTIFY AS?

FAIRYTALES CAN COME TRUE

A BLOG POST ABOUT POSTS

A MATTER OF TASTE

Oddly, while I don't like Duran Duran...

I do like Duryea Duryea.

TWO JOURNAL BABES

FASHION STATEMENT

FEEBLE MINDS THINK ALIKE

Back in 1989 or 1990 I did this moray gag in Fusco. Since then a lot of people have had the same idea.

FUN IS WHERE YOU FIND IT

PLUS, AN ENDLESS CUP OF COFFEE

PANDORA OF THE MIND

GRATING ON MY NERVES

OLD NOTE CARD

ART GARFUNKEL, PHILLIES FAN AND ART GARFUNKEL FAN

SEPARATED AT PUBERTY

Ben Piazza and Art Garfunkel:

MEANWHILE, ON ANOTHER DESERT ISLAND...