DATE NIGHT CARTOON

THE CRUELEST UTENSIL

IT'S OKAY, LADY, I'M A BUM

SEPARATED AT PUBERTY

Fred Armisen and Theo Paijmans:

SECRET PIG LATIN

Translation: WAPPIAN.

SECRET PIG LATIN

Translation: SPROCEAN.

SECRET PIG LATIN

Translation: WUNDER.

SECRET PIG LATIN

Translation: MAL.

BLIND DATE

STRANGE BEDFELLOWS

David Bowie and Bing Crosby.

THE BEST PART OF WAKING UP IS FOLGER'S IN YOUR CUP

FUNNY TIMES ARE HERE AGAIN

OLD GREETING CARD

Inside caption:

"Obviously, this will never work out."

SEPARATED AT PUBERTY

George Will and E.T:

CONVERSATION STARTER

LET'S SEE WHAT LITERAL LARRY IS UP TO TODAY

STRANGE BEDFELLOWS

Abraham Lincoln and Marilyn Monroe.

CHICK MAGNET

HARD-BOILED HARRY

UNUSUAL MEETING WITH THE BOSS

MEETING OF THE MINDS

CONVERSATION STARTER

PLEASE KILL ME NOW

FAIR WARNING

FAILED SELF-DECEPTION

REJECTED DRONE CARTOON 4

REJECTED DRONE CARTOON 3

REJECTED DRONE CARTOON 2

REJECTED DRONE CARTOON 1

GRAVEYARD CRUSH

OLD HABITS DIE HARD

PACHYDERM IN THE WAITING ROOM

LOVE IN BLOOM

THE FINAL FRONTIER

IT TAKES ALL KINDS

FAKE ANAGRAM

"KRAMDEN" is an anagram of "DENMARK."

"ED NORTON" is an anagram of "DENTON, OR."

Unfortunately, I faked this map in Photoshop, and there is really no city called Denton in the state of Oregon.

If there were, this would almost qualify as interesting.

SEPARATED AT PUBERTY

Jessica Harper and Frances O'Connor:

OLD GREETING CARD ART WITH INSIDE-CAPTION CHOICES

IT WAS THE BEST OF TIMES, IT WAS THE WORST OF TIMES, IT WAS FUNNY TIMES

FEARFUL FIREPLUG