EMPLOYEES MUST THROW VOICE

FLORSHEIM LUBRICATION

A RIVETING TAIL

HOLIDAY BANQUET

STUDY IN SCARLET

CASUAL CHRISTMAS

On this morning's Chris Matthews Show, it was apparently Casual Christmas. Did Chris call Sam Donaldson and tell him to bring a sweater, or did he lend him one?

READ MY FINGERS

DR. FEELBAD

PREEXISTING CONDITION

BAD SITCOM

PERSPECTIVE

DENNIS THE ANUS

OUCH

HOLD THAT THOUGHT

JAMMING WITH EDVARD

NOT IN LOVE

SHOP TILL YOU DROP

THE KLURMAN KURSE

CHEAP TUSK HUMOR

TATTOO VOUS 3

TATTOO VOUS 2

TATTOO VOUS 1

AIM FOR THE STARS

OLD GRADUATION CARD 4

OLD GRADUATION CARD 3

OLD GRADUATION CARD 2

OLD GRADUATION CARD 1

THE RETURN OF FISCAL CLIFF

RIPPED FROM TODAY'S E-MAIL

My last blog post ended up being Funny Times magazine's weekly e-mail cartoon today. I didn't add the color; they did. Obviously the person who did the color didn't get the James Bond reference, or didn't know that Sean Connery would never wear a blue tuxedo.

RIPPED FROM TODAY'S HEADLINES

ONE FINE DAY AT THE LUNCHEONETTE

MEMBERSHIP DRIVE

ONE THING LEADS TO ANOTHER

PATHOS OVERDOSE

BEVERLY HOUR

THE POSSIBILITIES ARE ENDLESS

SARTORIAL CONTROVERSY

Aren't all three pieces in a three-piece suit the same color? My colorist at Universal Press Syndicate doesn't seem to think so. I wonder what color the pants are.

WHO OR WHAT I'M FOLLOWING ON TWITTER

SEPARATED AT PUBERTY

Charlie Watts and Gary Merrill:

WHAT I'M WATCHING

George Burns portrayed me on Turner Classic Movies yesterday. He was very convincing.

PROPELLOR BEANIE BUMWEAR HUMOR

TRUTH IN ADVERTISING

OLD GREETING CARD 2

OLD GREETING CARD 1

SEPARATED AT PUBERTY

Pee Wee Herman and Andjar Asmara:

SUSPICIOUS HORSE THERAPIST

WILL MAKE SNIDE REMARKS FOR FOOD