WHAT ARE THE ODDS?

MIDDLE-AGED WHITE GUY MONDAY

THE RETURN OF NIGHT DEPOSITS

Rumors of my death in a skydivinging mishap were completely false, and I now regret having spread them. I should have made it bullfighting.

Actually, my old computer died and it took me until now to get a new one. As soon as I install Photoshop the blog crap shall again flow like Thunderbird!

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MOVIE POSTER OF THE DAY

AS SEEN ON TV

PHYSICS HUMOR

WISHFUL THINKING

MIDDLE-AGED WHITE GUY MONDAY

APPALLING AVIAN DRUG ABUSE

NOT TO MENTION PAINFUL

MY COLORIST

While I personally add the color to my Fusco Brothers Sunday comic strips, I still do the daily strips in black and white only, and somebody at my syndicate adds color.

Sometimes a color choice will surprise me. Here, for instance. Would you go to a doctor who can't even add Clorox to his wash to get his lab coat white?

On the other hand, who doesn't enjoy a cold, refreshing glass of blue beer once in a while?

FROM THE NIGHT DEPOSITS LIBRARY

Few people know that Adolf Hitler had a pop music band during the heyday of Swinging Deutschland, and that while they were filming their first musical-comedy romp, "I'll Take Poland," Adolf also found the time to put a out a book of his whimsical writings and drawings.

One critic called it "a cross between James Thurber and Vlad the Impaler," moments before facing the firing squad.

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