Monday, May 31, 2010
Saturday, May 29, 2010
Friday, May 28, 2010
THE RETURN OF BENNY!
HI! IT'S ME, BENNY, THE BREAKOUT STAR FROM YESTERDAY'S BLOG POST!
HERE ARE SOME OF MY EXCELLENT IDEAS!
EAT!
DRINK FROM A TOILET!
SLEEP!
BARK!
BITE!
CHASE A CAR!
HUMP A LEG!
URINATE!
DEFECATE!
FORNICATE!
THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME!
Thursday, May 27, 2010
Wednesday, May 26, 2010
Tuesday, May 25, 2010
Monday, May 24, 2010
Sunday, May 23, 2010
Saturday, May 22, 2010
Friday, May 21, 2010
Thursday, May 20, 2010
Wednesday, May 19, 2010
Tuesday, May 18, 2010
Monday, May 17, 2010
BEN CASEY
A million years ago, Dr. Zorba would kick off the TV series Ben Casey by drawing these symbols (minus the last one) on a blackboard, saying their names in a thick accent.
Now, somewhere, Sam Jaffe and Vince Edwards are spinning in their graves.
Sunday, May 16, 2010
Saturday, May 15, 2010
Friday, May 14, 2010
Thursday, May 13, 2010
Wednesday, May 12, 2010
Tuesday, May 11, 2010
Monday, May 10, 2010
Sunday, May 9, 2010
Saturday, May 8, 2010
BEER LEAGUE POLO
No one could remember whose idea it was to switch from softball to polo, but beer was involved in the decision.
Friday, May 7, 2010
Thursday, May 6, 2010
Wednesday, May 5, 2010
Tuesday, May 4, 2010
Monday, May 3, 2010
BUCK OWENS
I saw this Buck Owens coloring book on Frog Blog [see blog list at right]. Though I'm not a kid, I felt compelled to follow the fascist order to "COLOR HIM, KIDS!" for some stupid reason.
I had no Crayola crayons, but I did have Photoshop, so I proceeded on my assignment, and spent WAY too much time on it. Real work got ignored, meals were skipped, bills went unpaid and by the end of it I had developed a deep, abiding resentment of Mr. Buck Owens.
When it was over, I had wasted a period of my life that I'll never get back. But at least Buck Owens was on fire.
Sunday, May 2, 2010
Saturday, May 1, 2010
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