WHEREVER I HANG MY HORSE IS HOME

SAME CAPTION AS YESTERDAY

BREEZY BREAKUP

A CARTOONIST IN THE PARK

TURTLE HUMOR

ODD CAREER PATH

CLOSE, BUT NO CIGAR

MORE ON CIGARS

SOMETIMES A CIGAR IS JUST A CIGAR, BUT NOT THIS TIME

Don't ask, don't tell.

THE MASSAGE PARLOR THAT WAS ALSO A PALINDROME

MORE HEALTHCARE HUMOR

AFFORDABLE HEALTHCARE

CONFUSED SUNDAY CARTOON

ANGRY SATURDAY CARTOON

WHY THE LONG TEETH?

TAX DAY LEVITY

THE PRICE OF LEGS

This is a sculpture by Robert Gober called "Untitled Leg, 1989-90."

This is a cartoon of mine that ran in the New Yorker in 1999.

The former sold for 3.6 million dollars. The latter, not quite as much.

Maybe I'm in the wrong line.

VARIATIONS ON ANOTHER THEME

Call me old-fashioned, but I think it's bad form to break up with a disembodied body part in bed.

Do it in a restaurant. It's only right.

VARIATIONS ON A THEME

Here we see Fido in the desert, encountering a cactus that is also a fire hydrant:

And here we see Fido in the city, encountering a a fire hydrant that is also a cactus:

In the first cartoon, Fido is happy. In the second cartoon, he is not. It's all about context, Fido. And the reasonable expectations of a simpleminded animal who does a lot of traveling on business.

DOES GREGORY PECK?

GRIM REAPER SATURDAY

STIFF UPPER LIP

SAD HIPSTER

TOO MUCH INFORMATION

BAR MATH

STINKIN' THINKIN'

[It's a 3-day defecation trifecta!]

PUTTING THE BURT BACK IN BIRDMAN

PUTTING THE TURD BACK IN SATURDAY

SPECIALTY BUM

HIGHBROW BREAKFAST HUMOR