HUMOR IS RELATIVE

Good to see that Lance Fusco is still blogging. Obviously he knows that blogging is where the big bucks are.

Here's a less funny version of this strip. I'm including it so that, by comparison, the other one will seem quite hilarious.

COLD TURKEY

RECESSION HUMOR

HOLIDAY HUMOR

TENSION MOUNTS

EVEN MORE HISTORICAL HUMOR

Hey, speaking of Thanksgiving (and people seem to be doing that this week, for some reason), why not check out my Thanksgiving story in Narrrative magazine.

STILL MORE HISTORICAL HUMOR

UTENSIL HUMOR

MORE HISTORICAL HUMOR

Why does the Warren Commission look more like the Supreme Court?

I have no idea.

6 DRAWINGS FOR THE PRICE OF NONE

Hard to read? Just click on the image to enlarge it.

Hard to understand what the hell this is all about? You're on your own.

UPLIFTING CARTOON OF THE DAY

ADAPTABILITY

FAILED AD CAMPAIGN

CHILDHOOD MEMORIES

SUPERHYDRANT

WHEN YOU'VE GOT IT, FLAUNT IT

POST-ELECTION

SO CLOSE, YET SO FAR

In a parallel universe I stumbled across by accident, police lieutenant Phil Gerard, Dr. Richard Kimble and one-armed man Fred Johnson are all alive, well and actually best friends.

Fred never killed Richard's wife, Richard was never falsely accused of the crime, he never escaped on his way to the death house and Phil was never obsessed with Richard's capture.

If you don't believe me, here's a picture I took with my cell phone camera:

In this particular parallel universe (there are many, my friends), nothing bad ever happens. Not to you, not to me, not to anybody. 

I know what you're saying: "What are we waiting for? Let's go!"

Hey, believe me, I wanted to stay, but they kicked me out. The problem is, they're filled up over there, and nobody wants to trade places with us.

I know what else you're saying: "How can I go exploring parallel universes?"

It's way too complicated to fully explain to a layperson, but let's just say that a helmet, a Mylar jumpsuit and a fifth of Johnny Walker Black are involved.

ROUTINE CRY FOR HELP

SOIXANTE-BOEUF

MORE HAPPY COUPLE HUMOR

UNREALISTIC CARTOON OF THE DAY

HISTORICAL HUMOR

AN HONEST MISTAKE

LOOKING ON THE BRIGHT SIDE

CUTE FILTH

ELECTION DAY

MORE CACTUS, LESS FILTH

CACTUS FILTH

MORE FUSCO FILTH

For the second time in one week my syndicate flagged a Fusco Brothers strip. I guess I'm on a roll of... bad taste? Whatever it is, they don't think newspaper editors would go for it.

Here's my latest attempted affront:

And here's what I changed it to:

As with the last time, the new version is not as funny, but at least it won't rip the very fabric of our society to shreds.

The problem they had with the last one was the word "wiseass." With this one, the problem was the implied reference to menstruation. My editor told me "if it's a function, it doesn't function."

Once again, thank goodness they caught it. Otherwise, this country could have easily gone to Hell in a hand basket.