I found this in an ancient journal.           It's either from an old printout of some of my greeting card titles from yesteryear,...

I had no apples, so I used tweezers.  I had no bowl, so I used scissors.  I had no chianti bottle, so I used a nail clipper.  I had no...

I was always a very intense guy. I was never nonchalant. I was chalant. I was more intense than Kirk Douglas. Even in the m...