A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" A classic joke. Why did I feel the need to mess with it?

The cartoon that was originally posted here has been sold elsewhere. It was borderline hilarious!

Here's my thinking:  First, I take "my kingdom for a horse" and transform it into "my horse for a kingdom." (I call ...

Red dots indicate where people have leaped to their deaths after listening to "All By Myself" by Eric Carmen. Green dots indicate ...