READ DIRECTIONS CAREFULLY BEFORE CONNECTING THE USB CABLE

DOES THIS LECTERN MAKE MY HANDS LOOK TINY?

TRIPTYCH

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SEPARATED AT PUBERTY

Conan O'Brien and Peter Cottontail.

MODULAR LIPS

 

UGLY BREAKUP

 

A CARTOON OF MINE IN THE WALL STREET JOURNAL

THE IMPORTANCE OF USING SUFFICIENT SPACING IN LETTERING

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NO LONGER PLUSSED

DESIRE IS WHERE YOU FIND IT

THIRD TIME'S THE CHARM

MEN ENJOYING SHOW BUSINESS

Ringo Starr.

ANOTHER ANIMAL, ANOTHER SIDE HUSTLE

SIDE HUSTLE

THE PROUD AND THE PROTRUDING

WORDLE STORIES

The table cloth was linen in the romantic bistro where we dined. I could smell his piney aftershave as his tunic opened to reveal the sinews of his muscles and the tattoo on his chest which read, "Amore." Clearly, the maitre d' had seated me at the wrong table.

ASK NOT FOR WHOM THE SCROD FLIES

WHEN WHIMSY ISN'T FLIMSY

LEPUS GERMANICUS

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YES, THIS SOUNDS ABOUT RIGHT

BASED ON A TRUE STORY

THE ONE MAKES UP FOR THE OTHER

 

TINA TICONDEROGA

NO SCARY MAKEUP REQUIRED

Sam Kinison.

USEFUL INFORMATION

SEPARATED AT PUBERTY

Frank Morgan, Thorley Walters, and Rip Taylor.

 

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A MOMENT OF REFLECTION

NOCOMMISIONED ORIFICE

FINE PRINT

CURMUDGEON CLUB

Ed Begley.

SORE LOSER

DON'T TRY THIS AT HOME

THOUGHTFUL TO A FAULT

NO SCARY MAKEUP REQUIRED IN THE BAD HAIR HALL OF FAME

Klaus Kinski.

IT'S THE THOUGHT THAT COUNTS

SHORT STORY ABOUT A LONG FACE

THE PONY DISAGREES

AUDIOPHILES

Francoise Hardy.

ACCIDENTS WILL "HAPPEN"

BUT IS IT ART? WHO CARES?

PERFECT PITCH IS A BITCH

WAITING FOR THE GLOAMING

A CARTOON OF MINE IN FUNNY TIMES