THE SERVANT PROBLEM

T.G.I. BLACK FRIDAY CARTOON

FUNNY TIMES E-MAIL

TAWDRY UNDERCARRIAGE

My cartoon in last week's New Yorker, along with its tawdry undercarriage.

AN EASY MISTAKE

STRANGE BEDFELLOWS

Leonard Nimoy and Jimi Hendrix.

FIRST STARBUCK'S, NOW SCHICK

I CAN'T WAIT FOR MY ROYALTIES TO START ROLLING IN

TRENDY BUM

STRANGERS IN THE NIGHT

DOOKIE

On Turner Classic Movies just now, Robert Osborne told Drew Barrymore that the film "The Searchers" features "John Wayne at his Dukiest."

SMOOTH

THE DEATH OF HAPPY HOUR

THE SEAMY UNDERBELLY OF A GREETING CARD

An old greeting card, plus an aborted first attempt on the other side of the original:

JOINED AT PUBERTY

Lee Harvey Oswald and his right testicle.

SEPARATED AT PUBERTY

Jack Klugman and Lee Harvey Oswald:

LIGHTHEARTED WARREN COMMISSION REENACTMENT

THROW-UP THURSDAY

ONE STEP BEYOND

Before his death in July, 2012, I sent Ernest Borgnine a Facebook Friend Request.

He just now. accepted.

WOMAN WITH NINE EYES

OLD POSTCARD

SIMPLE NEEDS, SIMPLE SOLUTIONS

SAVE ME A SEAT

PLEASE KILL ME NOW

What I'll be watching at 3 A.M.: Soupy Sales, Master Thespian. 

Why? Perhaps because I'm "desperately sick."

SEPARATED AT PUBERTY

Tom Ewell and Stephen King:

FIRST DAY ON THE JOB

BOTTOM OF THE POPS

THE FACE THAT LAUNCHED THREE OR FOUR SHIPS, TOPS

STRANGE BEDFELLOWS

Hugh Hefner and Doris Day.

FEAR

TIME TUNNEL

Back in 1994, TV commercials were still explaining what people could do with those new-fangled cell phones, as this trip through the Time Tunnel with the Fusco brothers attests.

VARIATION ON A THEME

This cartoon originally appeared in Narrative magazine.

LOVE IN THE AFTERNOON

This cartoon originally appeared in Narrative magazine.

SLOWLY I TURNED

This cartoon originally appeared in Narrative magazine.

SMALL TALK

This cartoon originally appeared in Narrative magazine.

SEPARATED AT PUBERTY

Jill Banner and Katy Perry:

FLIP ME OVER, ROVER

My cartoon in the current New Yorker, plus what the original art looks like from the other side of the paper:

NO SCARY MAKEUP REQUIRED

Keith Olbermann.

ECONO-COURT

OLD GRADUATION CARD

STRANGE BEDFELLOWS

Frank Rizzo and Bob Hope.

ART IN SPACE

MORE TINA LOUISE

Currently on my turntable in heavy rotation: