UNDERSEA LEGEND

SCI-FI XMAS

STRANGE GOINGS-ON AT THE WORLD SERIES

THE METHOD TO MY MAGIC

THE METHOD TO MY MADNESS

I find that if I record a 3-hour baseball game and start watching the recording about an hour into the game, I can fast-forward through the commercials and be watching in real time by the end of it.

THE OLD SWITCHEROO

DRUNKEN BRICKLAYER

WORM LIPS

USING X-RAY GLASSES, BORIS KARLOFF READS THE CARTOONS IN THE NEW YORKER THROUGH THE BACK COVER

SAD GIRL

UGLY-ASS SHOES CLUB

Kanye West.

ART IN SPACE

MEN ENJOYING SHOW BUSINESS

Ryan Phillippe.

Rx FROM DR. FEELGOOD

BAD PANTS HALL OF FAME

David Seders.

OLD POLITICAL CARTOON

SEPARATED AT PUBERTY

Pee-wee Herman and Ken Rosenthal.

OLD GREETING CARD

IS THERE NO LIMIT TO WILLIAM SHATNER'S ACTING RANGE?

WHEN FLIRTING, ALWAYS REMEMBER THAT THE LADIES CAN'T RESIST A FLASH OF TONGUE

SEPARATED AT PUBERTY

Jack Warden and Percy Herbert.

HOBBY: SEVERITY

MULTICOLORED VOTING PEP TALK FROM LAURIE THE VOLUNTEER

MONSTER IN DRAG

WHERE MY HORSE SLEEPS

RICH INNER LIFE

SMART WOMEN STUPID CHOCES

"I just hate having to get down on one knee in this tight dress in order to properly examine the tchotchkes way down here on this bottom shelf!"

Nichelle Nichols.

CARTOON SALE TO THE WALL STREET JOURNAL

QUOTE OF THE SAY: HERSCHEL WALKER

AN ELONGATED EIGHT, FOR NO EARTHLY REASON

BODY LANGUAGE: THIS WILL NEVER WORK OUT

NEW DANCE CRAZE: DO THE STUPID!

Herschel Walker and Marjorie Taylor Greene.

WHY IS PEE-WEE HERMAN COVERING THE PLAYOFFS?

OLD XMAS POSTCARDS

RAW BANGING

FAKE GUITAR PLAYERS

Adam West.

NO SCARY MAKEUP REQUIRED

Marjorie Taylor Greene.

EXTRA OLD POSTCARDS