BAD HAIR HALL OF FAME 5

Madonna.

BAD HAIR HALL OF FAME 4

Jean-Claude Van Damme.

BAD HAIR HALL OF FAME 3

Javier Bardem.

BAD HAIR HALL OF FAME 2

Pamela Tiffin.

BAD HAIR HALL OF FAME 1

Linda and Paul McCartney.

I HEREBY RECUSE MYSELF FROM PLAYING FUNNY TIMES BINGO

CAREER SLIDE: EVELYN KEYES

MEDICAL VENTRILOQUISM CARTOON 2

MEDICAL VENTRILOQUISM CARTOON 1

THERE'S NO TYRANT LIKE A FUSSY TYRANT

AN EMBARRASSMENT OF RICHES

SMART WOMEN STUPID CHOICES

Charlotte Rae.

UNLIKELY SPOKESMODEL

Charlotte Rae for Fender Stratocaster.

SEPARATED AT PUBERTY

Janet Leigh and Charlotte Rae.

ABATTOIIR MARRIAGE TIP

SUNGLASSES HALL OF FAME

John Kay.

CARTOON COINCIDENCES

BAD HAIR HALL OF FAME 5

Joan Crawford.

BAD HAIR HALL OF FAME 4

Rod Blagojavich.

BAD HAIR HALL OF FAME 3

Kim Jong Un.

BAD HAIR HALL OF FAME 2

The Shaggs.

BAD HAIR HALL OF FAME 1

Donald Trump.

A SPOONFUL OF SUGAR HELPS THE MEDICINE GO DOWN

SEPARATED AT PUBERTY

Michael Bolton and Kenny G.

PART OF THE PROCESS

SMART WOMEN STUPID CHOICES 5

Sophia Loren.

SMART WOMEN STUPID CHOICES 4

Deborah Kerr.

SMART WOMEN STUPID CHOICES 3

Lucille Lund.

SMART WOMEN STUPID CHOICES 2

Carrie Fisher.

SMART WOMEN STUPID CHOICES 1

Gypsy Rose Lee.

JUST SAY NO

This is your ducktail:

This is your ducktail on steroids: