STRANGE BEDFELLOWS

James Thurber and Marilyn Monroe.

EMPTY MATH CALORIES

SMART WOMEN STUPID CHOICES

Arianne Zucker.

WHERE THE RUBBER MEETS THE ROAD

SEPARATED AT PUBERTY

Walter Matthau and Lou Polan.

LIGHTNING MANIAC

LARRY TALBOT AS ART

REASON TO BELIEVE

THANKSGIVING BY FORCE

NO SCARY MAKEUP REQUIRED

Sarah Huckabee Sanders.

GIVE THE PEOPLE WHAT THEY DON'T WANT

SEPARATED AT PUBERTY

Willem Dafoe and Fareed Zakaria.

NO SCARY MAKEUP REQUIRED

Willem Dafoe.

THE RING BINDER CROWD

ON MY MP3 PLAYER

CARTOON COINCIDENCE

CAREER SLIDE: TATUM O'NEAL

CAREER SLIDE: ELIZABETH TAYLOR

CAREER SLIDE: GLORIA GRAHAME

CAREER SLIDE: BARBARA STANWYCK

I NEED BETTER MAIL

NEXT TO MY BIDET

IF NOMINATED, I WILL NOT RUN

NO SCARY MAKEUP REQUIRED

Rex Tillerson.

OLD NEWSPAPER ILLUSTRATION

From the 1990s. (The Clinton on the button was Bill, not Hillary.)

SMART WOMEN STUPID CHOICES

Dolly Parton.

Lady Gaga.

Charleze Theron.

Cybil Shepard.

Elizabeth Taylor.

Drew Barrymore.

Katy Perry.

Betty White.

TOO CLOSE FOR COMFORT

SO MANY PRIVATE HELLS, SO LITTLE TIME