CHEAPER JOKE

CHEAP JOKE

LAW-ABIDING CITIZEN

SOME DAYS YOU EAT THE PIG, SOME DAYS THE PIG EATS YOU

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BAD DRILL

BAD HANGOVER

BAD EDITORIAL DECISION

BAD WEBSITE

BAD BAR

WHAT I'M READING

DIFFERENT DOGS, DIFFERENT HYDRANTS

DIFFERENT STREET, DIFFERENT DOG

1984, IN DOG YEARS

MORE CARPATHIAN UPKEEP

COMING SOON ON THE E! NETWORK

MY FIRST-EVER NEW YORKER CARTOON, FROM 1998

SEPARATED AT PUBERTY

The Cat in the Hat and Dave Davies:

NOT ONLY CAN HE WRITE, BUT HE CAN WRITE BACKWARDS

DUMB WOMEN DUMB CHOICES

Miley Cyrus.

GRATUITOUS SEMINUDITY

Why does iTunes insist on showing me a seminude photo of Britney Spears when I play one of my own music compilations? You know what? I don't know, and I don't care.

PHILOSOPHY MEETS COMMERCE

SURVEILLANCE

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CURRENTLY ON MY VICTROLA

SMART WOMEN STUPID CHOICES

Shelley Fabares.

POTATO HILARITY

MY CARTOON IN THIS WEEK'S NEW YORKER

SEPARATED AT PUBERTY

Catherine Hicks and Season Hubley:

SMART WOMEN STUPID CHOICES

Catherine Hicks.

SMART WOMEN STUPID CHOICES

Jennifer Tilly.

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BAD BARGAIN

SEPARATED AT PUBERTY

Paul Anka and Paul Reubens:

LOWER MANHATTAN AT SUNSET (FROM THE NEW JERSEY SIDE)

ONE FINE DAY AT THE ECLIPSE CAFE

SMART WOMEN STUPID CHOICES

Shelley Winters.