REPTILE HOUR

FROM BARTLETT'S BOOK OF FAMILIAR URINAL QUOTATIONS

STRANGE BEDFELLOWS

Salvador Dali and Alice Cooper.

STRANGE BEDFELLOWS

Ed Sullivan and Salvador Dali.

HIGHBROW BIRD

RED JACKET, RED FLAG

PANHANDLING SUPERHERO

SMART WOMEN STUPID CHOICES

Debra Paget.

SMART WOMEN STUPID CHOICES

Carolyn Jones.

SMART WOMEN STUPID CHOICES

Phyllis Kirk.

SMART WOMEN STUPID CHOICES

Billie Whitelaw.

SMART WOMEN STUPID CHOICES

Ingrid Bergman.

SMART WOMEN STUPID CHOICES

Miriam Hopkins.

SMART WOMEN STUPID CHOICES

Nita Naldi.

ANOTHER BAR, ANOTHER PIG

GOOD QUESTION

SEPARATED AT PUBERTY

Janet Leigh and Marge Champion:

TWO SIDES TO EVERYTHING

MY CARTOON IN THE CURRENT NEW YORKER

VICARIOUS THRILLS

OLD EASTER CARD

MATHEMATICAL DISCORD

STRANGE BEDFELLOWS

Mick Jagger, Madonna and Tony Curtis.

UNFRIENDLY DOORBELL

ONE FINE EVENING AT T.G.I. DEATH

SLOW NEWS DAY

MORE LAMP HUMOR

JUST SWIVEL THE LAMP, STAN

SEPARATED AT PUBERTY

Mick Jagger and Jemaine Clement:

OLD POSTCARD

HURRY, BEFORE IT'S GONE

A friend spotted this out-of-print book of mine from a million years ago in a used-book store in Juneau, Alaska.

DIGITAL COMMUNICATION

ONE FINE DAY AT THE BUTCHER SHOP

STRANGE BEDFELLOWS

Abbe Lane and Maury Wills (playing the banjo, naturally).

CRAZY TIME

A FLEETING RESEMBALNCE

LITTLE HOUSE ON THE PRAIRIE

NO SCARY MAKEUP REQUIRED

Leo "The Lion" Newman.

BEANEATERS NATION

PLAY BALL