ONE FINE DAY AT THE LUNCHEONETTE

MEMBERSHIP DRIVE

ONE THING LEADS TO ANOTHER

PATHOS OVERDOSE

BEVERLY HOUR

THE POSSIBILITIES ARE ENDLESS

SARTORIAL CONTROVERSY

Aren't all three pieces in a three-piece suit the same color? My colorist at Universal Press Syndicate doesn't seem to think so. I wonder what color the pants are.

WHO OR WHAT I'M FOLLOWING ON TWITTER

SEPARATED AT PUBERTY

Charlie Watts and Gary Merrill:

WHAT I'M WATCHING

George Burns portrayed me on Turner Classic Movies yesterday. He was very convincing.

PROPELLOR BEANIE BUMWEAR HUMOR

TRUTH IN ADVERTISING

OLD GREETING CARD 2

OLD GREETING CARD 1

SEPARATED AT PUBERTY

Pee Wee Herman and Andjar Asmara:

SUSPICIOUS HORSE THERAPIST

WILL MAKE SNIDE REMARKS FOR FOOD

DOMESTIC DISCORD

SNACK WISDOM

BLAME IT ON THE BUD

HEALTHY CHOICE

RECOGNITION AFTER DEATH

MAKES SENSE TO ME

HIGH-TECH/LOW-TECH

BAD TEACHER

PREEXISTING CONDITION

AUTUMNAL SCATOLOGY

WHAT HORSES FIND AMUSING

LARIAT LARRY AND HIS HORSE

DOUBLE WHAMMY