When dinosaurs roamed de Earf, I used to belong to a bowling league. I owned my own ball and even won two trophies. What's on your trophy shelf... besides dust, JCD?
ADDICTION TO PREDICTION: My wife and I don't own a TV, but travel a lot, and always look forward to hotel room channel surfing. Whenever I pause on ESPN2 or whatever, and there's pro bowling, I can't help but shout, 'Hey, watch! He's gonna size up this fresh set of pins as though they're in some never-before-seen configuration, or like wind's a factor; then do the hooky thing where the ball almost goes into the righthand gutter, then it will be a strike.' When all of these things happen, we move on. I swear: Pro Bowling has been running the same tape since 1982. Which explains the mustaches and feathered hair.
When dinosaurs roamed de Earf, I used to belong to a bowling league. I owned my own ball and even won two trophies. What's on your trophy shelf... besides dust, JCD?
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ReplyDeleteADDICTION TO PREDICTION: My wife and I don't own a TV, but travel a lot, and always look forward to hotel room channel surfing. Whenever I pause on ESPN2 or whatever, and there's pro bowling, I can't help but shout, 'Hey, watch! He's gonna size up this fresh set of pins as though they're in some never-before-seen configuration, or like wind's a factor; then do the hooky thing where the ball almost goes into the righthand gutter, then it will be a strike.'
ReplyDeleteWhen all of these things happen, we move on.
I swear: Pro Bowling has been running the same tape since 1982. Which explains the mustaches and feathered hair.
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